( Alright, guys, this is whiny and not necessary and I'm a bad person. You don't have to read this. )

 Friends of mine who are seeing this or something like it for the second or third time, NO I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT. I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

( How Dorian Gray has influenced my life. Or, Why Michelle is a terrible person, and how it came about. )